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The Real Me Would Kill You Quick

Journal Entry: Mon May 19, 2008, 4:21 PM
  • Mood: Repulsed
  • Listening to: My heart
  • Reading: Lovely comments
  • Watching: What I say
  • Playing: Him
  • Eating: Away at my stomach
  • Drinking: Saliva
If you at all get offended reading bad language I suggest you overlook this entry.

I died a little the other day.
And I would like to share with you this story.
You all know the infamous Kevin.
Everyone knew us as a couple. We even shared an account.
Well this little butt f*ck decided to do the ultimate low.
I want you all to be as grossed out by this as I am so I'll give you every juicy little detail.
Kevin is so into himself. Very self absorbed and self obsessed.
Tell you the truth? He's not that great.
He thinks he's such a lady killer, but has nothing to exactly "kill" the ladies with if you know what I mean. ;-)
Well unless they were middle schoolers of course.
This stupid fag decided that he doesn't care whether he's single or in a serious relationship to mess around on the INTERNET with girls, but he's also decided that age isn't a factor either.
As long as they have big lips, big tits, and a nice @$$.
Oh, and red hair. 'Cause apparently he wants them to look as closely like me as possible.
There is this young girl. Her name is Kimber.
She dresses like me, has piercings like me...She's as tall as me.
Only one major difference between us.

SHE'S 16 YEARS OLD!

I decided to take a gander around his Godforsaken MySpace and you wouldn't believe what I found. It made me vomit. This 16 year old girl is your typical MySpace whore. Her lips are puckered into the camera and her angle pointed right down her chest for all to see the lack of boob the good Lord gave her. T____T
I looked at one of her pictures more closely to find a comment left by chub rub. :| And Kevins exact words were, "Why do you have to be so damn cute. :) <3" I was shocked ladies and gentlemen!
Then I look at her main page where all of his comments are displayed for the world to see and in one of his comments he left "Hey I miss youuuuu please call me right now, please! 704-974-1381 <3 <3" and then another that said, "I'm sorry I didnt answer my phone, I must have been at work please call me again I really want to talk to you! <3"
And another said, "Call me and we'll chill again, but this time I wont let you sleep for five hours lol :P <3 <3" then another said "I love you!!!!!! <3 <3 <3"

So I called the d*ck. I asked him :

Me: Why are you fooling around with a 16 year old girl?!
Kevin: We're just friends, I have no feelings for her!
Me: then why are you telling her how cute she is and telling her you love her?!!!!
Kevin: 'Cause that's how teenagers talk to each other, I don't know!
Me: Where were you at that she was sleeping around you for five hours?!
Kevin: In my bed...
Me: :crazy: WHAT?!!! :crazy: Why is she in your bed Kevin?!
Kevin: We didn't do anything, Rachel!
Me: Hows come I don't believe you? I saw all the things you said to her and "FRIENDS" don't say that sh*t to each other!!!
Kevin: I don't know what else to tell you!
Me: Why are you telling her how cute you think she is, she's 16 years old you sicko!!!
Kevin: ...
Me: What business do you have inviting a 16 year old girl over to your house and to sleep in your bed when no ones home but you and her?!
Kevin: You know what? If I can't have girls as friends then maybe we shouldn't talk anymore!
Me: *Blows up* Don't threaten me that you'll walk away, I'm not scared of you!


There's a WHOLE lot more to it than this but this is the basics.
Now YOU TELL ME everyone...Are they just friends?


Devious Information

  • Current Age: 18
  • Current Residence: Ohio T__T
  • Interests: Music, Art, Photography, Red Bull, Fiance
  • Favourite movie: Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, The Crow, Queen Of The Damned, Edward Scissor Hands
  • Favourite band or musician: HIM, Dimmu Borgir, Lamb Of God, Shiny Toy Guns, Nightwish, Children Of Bodem, Dethklok
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal - Black Metal - Love Metal
  • Favourite artist: Music Artist? Ville Valo, Chris Adler, Hellhammer & more Artists here? All my friends. <3
  • Favourite poet or writer: All of my favorite bands that write their own lyrics
  • Favourite photographer: Oh come on...Lets not play favourites. I have more than one.
  • Favourite style or digital art: I'm a big fan of ventage photographs, and underwater photos.
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • Shell of choice: Sea shell.
  • Skin of choice: Tan
  • Favourite game: Guitar Hero 1 and 2, Harvest Moon, SIMs, Flat Out 2
  • Favourite gaming platform: Ps2, Nintendo 64, Sega
  • Favourite cartoon character: All members from Family Guy, Metalocalypse, almost any Adult Swim series.
  • Personal Quote: "Beggers Can't Be Choosers." "Act On What FEELS Right Instead Of What SHOULD Be.
  • Tools of the Trade: ... >_>

Devious Comments

~cece-marie:iconcece-marie: Apr 30, 2008, 10:49:47 PM
BOO! :icongwomp:

I will reply to your note as soon as I can! Right now I SHOULD be writing my essay . . . :ninja: But I just popped in to check DA! And whadda ya know, you replied! :giggle: It is great hearing from you, so yes-yes- I will reply! Within the next day or so :heart: I promise.

And no, I do not have a myspace anymore :(


:heart:~:smooch:
*TrunkofAmmunition:iconTrunkofAmmunition: Apr 30, 2008, 11:36:46 AM
*Extremely long dramatic gasp* :noes:
Yoda?!?!
Well...:ninja:

:attila: Have my... Old dude with five o clock shadow! :devilish:







And a batman with a beer! :beer::batman:

:giggle: Love you! ^. ^


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:blackrose: + My Word And World Holds Ground And Is Real, Your Word's Like Floods Of Poisoned Water, A Language Spoken With Spit From Different Tounges... Time Has Come To Step Up And Take Back What You Took From Me + :blackrose:

-Dimmu Borgir
~cece-marie:iconcece-marie: Apr 22, 2008, 6:28:34 PM
Aw! I can't beat that :aww: ~ :heart:


So I will resort to. . .


YODA!!!!!! :yoda:
*TrunkofAmmunition:iconTrunkofAmmunition: Apr 22, 2008, 12:18:33 PM
Well, you're very welcome! I love kids so very much and yours are just adorable! :rose:
I've been up to no good. :devilish: Trying to get Kevin to talk to me, he hasn't been on in a long @$$ time and it's frustrating. :|
But yea, I'm here to stay. :D :excited:


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:blackrose: + My Word And World Holds Ground And Is Real, Your Word's Like Floods Of Poisoned Water, A Language Spoken With Spit From Different Tounges... Time Has Come To Step Up And Take Back What You Took From Me + :blackrose:

-Dimmu Borgir
*TrunkofAmmunition:iconTrunkofAmmunition: Apr 22, 2008, 12:16:55 PM
You're very welcome! :rose:

*Sigh* Kevin and I arent speaking right now. He hasnt been on dA in forever 'cause he's swooned to myspace. :|


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:blackrose: + My Word And World Holds Ground And Is Real, Your Word's Like Floods Of Poisoned Water, A Language Spoken With Spit From Different Tounges... Time Has Come To Step Up And Take Back What You Took From Me + :blackrose:

-Dimmu Borgir
~JimmyOblues:iconJimmyOblues: Apr 22, 2008, 11:23:57 AM Mood: Joy
:blowkiss: :glomp: :hug: thanks for adding "searching" to your favourites.

what have you been up to? glad that you're back on da on a regular basis... your departure was sad :cries:

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=samurai30:iconsamurai30: Apr 22, 2008, 10:51:42 AM
hey rachel! thanks for the fave, hows kevin?

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*TrunkofAmmunition:iconTrunkofAmmunition: Apr 21, 2008, 8:34:04 AM
That's so adorable! ^- ^ :heart:

Well...---> :iconself-respect:

:giggle:


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:blackrose: + My Word And World Holds Ground And Is Real, Your Word's Like Floods Of Poisoned Water, A Language Spoken With Spit From Different Tounges... Time Has Come To Step Up And Take Back What You Took From Me + :blackrose:

-Dimmu Borgir
*inkstick86:iconinkstick86: Apr 14, 2008, 12:44:38 PM
some days :)

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*TrunkofAmmunition:iconTrunkofAmmunition: Apr 14, 2008, 11:52:07 AM
Awww! ^ -^

:cuddle: :heart: :kiss: :teddy: :heart: :hug: :rose:


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:blackrose: + My Word And World Holds Ground And Is Real, Your Word's Like Floods Of Poisoned Water, A Language Spoken With Spit From Different Tounges... Time Has Come To Step Up And Take Back What You Took From Me + :blackrose:

-Dimmu Borgir
*TrunkofAmmunition:iconTrunkofAmmunition: Apr 14, 2008, 11:31:09 AM
Pulease! :dohtwo:
You're hot and you know it. :devilish:


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:blackrose: + My Word And World Holds Ground And Is Real, Your Word's Like Floods Of Poisoned Water, A Language Spoken With Spit From Different Tounges... Time Has Come To Step Up And Take Back What You Took From Me + :blackrose:

-Dimmu Borgir
*inkstick86:iconinkstick86: Apr 10, 2008, 12:47:04 PM
Not everyday. sometimes I take pictures of my ugly self! :)

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:: Owning a $5000 camera doesn't make you a great photographer... it just makes you the owner of a really expensive camera ::
*TrunkofAmmunition:iconTrunkofAmmunition: Apr 10, 2008, 12:15:56 PM
You take pictures of beautiful people who aren't afraid of being in front of the camera everyday... I'd just be another one of those girls to you. :shrug:

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:blackrose: + My Word And World Holds Ground And Is Real, Your Word's Like Floods Of Poisoned Water, A Language Spoken With Spit From Different Tounges... Time Has Come To Step Up And Take Back What You Took From Me + :blackrose:

-Dimmu Borgir
*inkstick86:iconinkstick86: Apr 10, 2008, 11:47:21 AM
I have a crap load of new gear, I'd love to have someone who isn't afraid of being in front of the camera to play around with.

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:: Owning a $5000 camera doesn't make you a great photographer... it just makes you the owner of a really expensive camera ::
~nickgmonster:iconnickgmonster: Apr 10, 2008, 11:32:57 AM
I...am sorry.
Didn't mean to be perceived as mean spirited to such a lovely person as yourself.
It is hard to convey meaning and emotion in a two sentence paragraph.

May I try again please?
No rolling eyes...no emoticons at all.
On my original statement. I guess perhaps an analogy could work?
I like ice cream. A lot. But I have maybe 5 flavors that I really enjoy.
Just like your art.
I like it. A lot. But there are a few that I really can see the emotion in.
That (this is my opinion) is what good art does.
Evokes Emotion.

Ode to TrunkofAmmunition

Heart-felt Images
Before my eyes Fall
Created by Rachel
They do so Enthrall

Poetry in Self-portrait
Displays upon my Screen
Eyes, emotive and deep
Skin Textured Porcelain

A small ornate Ring
Upon her lip Lie
Does not Detract
Her sparkling Eye

Colors come Alive
With her masterful Way
I've become a Watcher
Of Ms. Rachel's display

Again.. Sorry for how I made you feel.
~StrengthInWeakness:iconStrengthInWeakness: Apr 10, 2008, 10:35:19 AM
Your very welcome!

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*TrunkofAmmunition:iconTrunkofAmmunition: Apr 10, 2008, 10:01:09 AM
You have a way with words I must say. :|
But no, I'm not emo. Just disgruntled.
Just the way you said it. :shrug:
Just thought you could've been a bit nicer about it. o_O
Rolling your eyes, unimpressed...
Sounds a bit cocky and rude to me that's all.
I havent seen anything of yours yet but if I didn't like something I wouldn't say what you said. For sure.
I'm a lady of class.


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:blackrose: + My Word And World Holds Ground And Is Real, Your Word's Like Floods Of Poisoned Water, A Language Spoken With Spit From Different Tounges... Time Has Come To Step Up And Take Back What You Took From Me + :blackrose:

-Dimmu Borgir
~nickgmonster:iconnickgmonster: Apr 10, 2008, 9:57:53 AM
:confused: :-?
gee, I can never say the right thing.
But yea, I don't like 'em all.
Most...Not all.
:roll:
sheesh...you're not all, like emo, are you?
You probably don't even like ONE of mine... :sniff:
Not that I'd know....
:unimpressed:
*TrunkofAmmunition:iconTrunkofAmmunition: Apr 10, 2008, 9:23:52 AM
Thank you very much! :rose:

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:blackrose: + My Word And World Holds Ground And Is Real, Your Word's Like Floods Of Poisoned Water, A Language Spoken With Spit From Different Tounges... Time Has Come To Step Up And Take Back What You Took From Me + :blackrose:

-Dimmu Borgir
*TrunkofAmmunition:iconTrunkofAmmunition: Apr 10, 2008, 9:23:32 AM
You don't like all my shots? o_O Well thanks for that.

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:blackrose: + My Word And World Holds Ground And Is Real, Your Word's Like Floods Of Poisoned Water, A Language Spoken With Spit From Different Tounges... Time Has Come To Step Up And Take Back What You Took From Me + :blackrose:

-Dimmu Borgir
*TrunkofAmmunition:iconTrunkofAmmunition: Apr 10, 2008, 9:22:48 AM
Thanks a lot, Love. :rose: I guess I'll be down there as soon as I have enough money to! :giggle:

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:blackrose: + My Word And World Holds Ground And Is Real, Your Word's Like Floods Of Poisoned Water, A Language Spoken With Spit From Different Tounges... Time Has Come To Step Up And Take Back What You Took From Me + :blackrose:

-Dimmu Borgir
*inkstick86:iconinkstick86: Apr 8, 2008, 7:33:19 PM
glad to see that your gallery is back up.
When are you coming to WI so we can do a photoshoot?

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~cece-marie:iconcece-marie: Apr 8, 2008, 5:17:31 PM
Hahaha!! :typerhappy: Aww yayy wahooooooo~~! :aww: :heart: :blowkiss: :sun: